If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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