i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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