I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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