so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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