i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
love makes seman taste better
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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