If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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