We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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