I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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