i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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