whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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