Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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