i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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