If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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