Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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