My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Did you just see the Batmobile???
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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