come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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