Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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