I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
