Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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