So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I understand Curling. That high.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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