giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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