They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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