Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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