I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
