would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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