weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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