it wasn't lemon gatorade
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
how drunk are you?
Several
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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