I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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