She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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