Hey man sorry I got all grabby
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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