Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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