grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
