Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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