I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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