She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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