Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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