it wasn't lemon gatorade
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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