Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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