They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I cut my penus on the lid.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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