Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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