I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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