My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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