So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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