I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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