We're like a lot better than the average bears
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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