but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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