The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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