Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
