that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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