the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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