Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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