You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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