You work out of a Hotel?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My cat gives me a boner
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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