he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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