i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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