Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
