And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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