Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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