escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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